Refrigerator or cryostasis device?
I was over a friend’s house last night to play some cards. One of the guys asked if there was anything to eat, as he had missed dinner. My buddy said there was some stuff in the fridge, it just would need heated up. So the guy takes a look; cracks open a tupperware container and with a shocked and disgusted look on his face asks how long it had been in there. My buddy responds, with a straight face and completely serious, “I’m not sure, since I moved in I think.” He had moved in about six months ago. We all looked at him horrified. Once again straight faced and serious he says “What? Its been in the fridge, it should still be good.”
Note to self: Never eat at his place, unless you actually see the food arriving; or have carbon dating equipment handy.
